But I’ll settle for Rich Froning announcing he is becoming a distance runner while devouring a loaf of bread topped with pasta. The following terms are retired from the universal lexicon: “restless palette syndrome,” “food porn,” “foodie,” “HIIT,” “MetCon,” “clean eating,” “juice cleanse,” “cronut,” “#gymselfie,” “locavore,” “click bait.”ġ5. President Obama names Gawker’s Hamilton Nolan “fitness czar” to click bait everyone else and ban curls. Tom Philpott never click baits hipsters again (but seriously, stop drinking almond milk).ġ3. Cattle Decapitation and UltraMantis Black embark on a sold-out, worldwide arena tour to show that metal and hardcore music are the most progressive musical genres in existence while spreading messages of environmentalism, animal rights, and veganism/vegetarianism. Someone (anyone!) comes up with a concrete definition of “local” food.ġ1. And high socks for deadlifts if you’re doing them right. People realize the only clothes needed for exercise are an old t-shirt, shorts, and non-dilapidated shoes. People realize the only technology needed for exercise is a writing utensil, paper, and a stopwatch.ĩ. A cataclysmic event occurs that renders all bar, restaurant, and delivery apps and ordering tablets inoperable and forces people to actually interact with one another to get a drink, snack, or meal.ħ. Beer reclaims…itself from the growing number of michelada concoctions.Ħ. “Souping” does NOT become the new juicing. But only if they figure out how to make it taste like chocolate and instantized for mixing in milk so I don’t actually think I’m eating insects. Urine therapy, which the British Dietetic Association placed on the top of its list of celebrity diets to avoid in 2015, actually becomes a thing. Therefore I am well qualified to announce the food and fitness trends and developments that I am hopeful for next year.ġ. I am not a registered dietician, personal trainer, or restaurant professional, but I still consider myself to be an expert in everything. Everyone from Vogue (which I obviously don’t read…usually) to the American College of Sports Medicine has published their lists of food and fitness trends to watch in 2015. The following list joins in on the fun and is a very biased look at 2015 based on no research or evidence whatsoever and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Sprout. As 2014 comes to an end, blogs, newspapers, magazines, and professional organizations have revealed their projected food and fitness trends for the following year.
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